break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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