Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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