rhymes with "ouble enetration"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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