Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Mom said you looked used
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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