Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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