I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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