I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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