is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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