I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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