i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
