May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
not ubering you a puppy
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
