so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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