nut hugger
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
