What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
it glows. i had to have it.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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