Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
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