4 words: hood of his car
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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