yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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