we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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