Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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