So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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