I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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