i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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