That's intense
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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