Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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