Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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