So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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