ugly people sure do ruin things
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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