Where are you?
In a non slutty way
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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