i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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