Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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