i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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