their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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