Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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