after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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