Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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