i would punch a child for taco bell
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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