Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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