I hate your face
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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