Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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