I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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