so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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