i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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