If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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