Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I am available for nakedness
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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