Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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