Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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