I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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