Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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