You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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