Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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