so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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