The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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