I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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